zigism is not just a religion, it's a way of life Zigasms:

• Viewing of films in which Jackie Chan or Jet Li play a lead role is prohibited.
• Participating in and/or fantasizing about homosexual activities is prohibited on all days except Thursday, also known as the Gayeth day in ancient times.
• Masturbation is not a sin, feel free to do it wherever, and whenever you get the urge.
• Australians(caz and goose not included) are not permitted to practice Zigism, or participate in Zigist activities.
• Watching the following television shows is prohibited: Survivor, Big Brother, Road Rules, Total Request Live, Strangers with Candy.

Why should I become a Zigist?

• You may have asked yourself that question at some point in your life. Perhaps you have a Zigist friend or relative who has tried to convince you or you've seen a zigor speak on TV. It may be just something inside of you urging you to try to understand. Perhaps you are pondering the idea of becoming a Zigist right now and just haven't come to terms with the reasons "why?" What's in it for me? What does it really mean anyway? Does Zig really love everyone? All of us have asked ourselves these questions at some point in our lives. Some of us grew up in Zigist homes with Zigist parents and were able to ask questions about Zig for our whole lives. We went to Gayeth Day School, studied with our parents, and, hopefully, saw a Zigly lifestyle modeled for us through the lives of many people in our Vaginas. Even those of us who grew up in this environment eventually had to make the decision for ourselves. Others of us may have grown up with absolutely no mention of religion whatsoever and are just now starting to question the existence of Zig. There are many people who still, in spite of the evidence, do not even believe that Zig exists. We are all at different places in our search for a relationship with Zig. Many long-time Zigists challenge their relationship with Zig to try to reprove it and build a better and stronger bond. Some may have even been tainted by bad experiences with so-called Zigists who didn't always measure up to some "standard". The truth is: Zigists are perfect, and sometimes it seems like they're doing something wrong, but really it's just because you are so imperfect, that perfection seems wrong.

How do I become a Zigist?

• Believe in Zig's existence, and worship Him always. He will sense your belief and accept you as a devout Zigist. When it has been determined that you truly wish to be a Zigist, a Zigor will bring you to a Vagina for baptism. See below: