Where are you Agon?!?!?

Computer-Rendered Representation of Agon.Agon and his 'friend' on a motorcycle.


If you see this person, please report him.


Another Agon sighting on Friday, March 10, 2000:

[09:33:31] *** Agon is on IRC
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[09:33:38] *** Agon has left IRC

I'm beginning to suspect foul play...


I have Agon on my IRC notify list, and I looked in the status bar and saw this today(Wednesday, March 08, 2000):

[05:19:13] *** Agon is on IRC
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[05:19:21] *** Agon has left IRC

DUN DUN DUN


The last time Agon was seen as far as I know:

Session Start: Mon Feb 21 20:14:26 2000

[10:58:23] *** Agon (AGON@dialupD146.bois.uswest.net) has joined #ircrobbers
[10:58:50] <Agon> ...
[10:59:14] <w3rkluxe> Agon!!
[10:59:17] <w3rkluxe> hio
[10:59:20] *** w3rkluxe is now known as deluxe
[10:59:34] <Agon> hi deluxe
[10:59:50] <Agon> I've been in sf , heh
[11:00:08] <deluxe> sf kicks ass
[11:00:23] <Agon> yeah
[11:00:27] <deluxe> honestly
[11:00:31] <deluxe> its the coolest
[11:00:34] <Agon> got my picture taken with a dragqueen
[11:00:37] <Cid> anyone know how to make a trigger?
[11:00:54] <Agon> went down to p39
[11:00:58] <Agon> ate
[11:01:05] <deluxe> Cid and Agon....bros?
[11:01:08] <Agon> then ran away from the guys eating out of the trash
[11:01:15] <Agon> er......
[11:01:21] <Agon> what>
[11:01:21] <Agon> ?
[11:01:27] <Cid> ?
[11:01:31] <Cid> heh
[11:01:35] <Cid> you live in sf?
[11:01:44] <Agon> er
[11:01:53] * Agon walks away from cid and deluxe
[11:01:58] <Cid> eh?
[11:02:02] <Agon>         ZIG
[11:02:06] <Cid> where you live?
[11:02:34] <Agon> I live in a vast shit clump
[11:02:40] <Cid> coo
[11:02:42] <Cid> but really
[11:02:42] <Cid> where?
[11:02:46] <Agon> where mormons controll everything
[11:03:02] <Agon> and the potato is warshiped
[11:03:08] <Cid> are you some little kid that isn't allowed to tell?
[11:03:17] <Agon> ...
[11:03:26] <Agon> er yeah, I'm 16
[11:03:36] <Agon> been around for quite sometime
[11:03:42] <Cid> i'm 15
[11:03:47] <Agon> I live in utah#2
[11:04:06] <Agon> where the stench of rotten cunt is amazing
[11:04:09] <Agon> idaho
[11:04:14] <Cid> ?
[11:04:55] <Agon> anyway
[11:05:01] <Agon> cya ..
[11:05:05] <Cid> moo
[11:05:09] * Agon smacks zig with a waffle iron
[11:05:15] <Agon> .
[11:05:16] <Agon> .
[11:05:34] <Agon> ...
[11:05:40] <Agon> damn it
[11:08:38] <atsign> hey
[11:08:43] <atsign> dont hurt the zig
[11:09:44] * deluxe body slams Agon
[11:09:47] *** Agon has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

This is all normal Agon conversation. So... where did Agon go? He was last seen smacking me with a waffle iron, and then he timed out.. could the time out be a sign of alien abduction? We can only hope Agon is enjoying his anal probe(which he definately would if they were to give him an anal probe).