Stupid Worthless Stuff
A Random
Collection of Junk, Garbage, and Trash
aka: the Old Main Page Stuff
IT'S OFFICIAL! BYAKHEE00 IS CRAZY!
For those of you who know me, this doesn't come
as a surprise, but due to breakthroughs in computer technology
and freeware sanity testing programs, i have been declared 100%
insane. See for
yourself!
Are you aware I can give you a MAJOR
headache just by typing a simple "BLINK" HTML command
in the
beginning of this page? Aren’t you glad I'm not that ?
Nick has borrowed lots of
money he says he'll pay back... Nick, you owe me $30,574,261,326.27
So far Tuffy has eaten 96
whole pizzas
Matt has listened to Nirvana
almost non-stop since I met him (about 4 years) The only reason
he stopped, was because SOME IDIOT torched his room when he was
gone, and melted all his CDs (which by the way, got replaced the
very next day... THANK GOD FOR INSURANCE!)
Click Here to see the big quiz that people send
you in the e-mail that i filled out...
Why Barney is the Anti-Christ...
1) Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE
PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values:100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is the Anti-Christ.
Strudel10 aka, Scott, has a
web page. On this web page he had a background contest. He was
looking for a background of an old woman sewing a cat to a wall.
He has given up on trying to find this. I have not given up... if
you can find this background, please, please, please send it to
me!!!
STUPID THINGS BEN HAS SAID...
I don't know why I chose Ben...
Any of my friends could do just as well...
- We are only relatives of the
monkey people
- Look at me I'm the Crow
- GI JOE! I love that game!
- I will jump into some toxic
waste, and come out all mutated and powerful!
- I will build a giant
bombersnap and kill everyone in all of La Crosse!
- Labyrinth: not only a great
movie, but I also have the soundtrack!
- Now I have the power of
Earthquake Joe!
Reasons Not To
See "Titanic"
I don't want any "Hey I LIKED Titanic BS!
- "Leo"
- It's about 3 hours
- It's about 3 hours of
"Leo"
- I need the money more
than "Leo" does!!!
- "Leo" stole
my ability to get chicks!!!
- "Leo" talks
like a girl
- "Leo" is a
poopie head
- My sister likes
"Leo"
- I'm better looking
than "Leo"
- Why watch "Titanic"
if you can watch anime instead?
- You can watch me for
3 hours, and I'll only charge you a dollar! :)
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Reasons not to
ride your bike through the marsh at night:
- One word: DARK
- Those darn "skeeters"
- People who think you
see them
- Weird noises
- That funky smell
- Lions, Tigers, and
Bears
- Boogie Men
- Marsh Thing (relative
of swamp thing)
- Big rocks
- Potholes
- Mud Puddles
- Aardvarks
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MY TOP 15 BEST
MOVIE PICKS
- Aliens
- Ninja Scroll
- The Prophecy
- The Prophecy 2
- Akira
- Vampire Hunter D
- Nemesis
- Blade Runner
- Pulp Fiction
- Reservoir Dogs
- 2001 Space Odyssey
- The Ice Cream Man
- The Venus Wars
- The Mean Garbage Man!!!
- White Paint!!!
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MY TOP 15 WORST
MOVIE PICKS
- The Invincible
Barbarian
- Make Them Die Slowly
- Invasion of the Blood
Farmers
- Invasion of the Bee
Girls
- The Re-Animator
- Bride of the Re-Animator
- Fantasy Mission Force
- Slaughter in San
Francisco
- Christmas Evil
- The Mad Butcher
- Enemy Mine
- Battlestar: Galactica
- The Ice Pirates
- V: The Original Mini-Series
- V: The Final Battle
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How to win free pop from
those "twist top" games
Alright, after careful study
of many different pops, I have concluded that it is possible to
win VERY
easily. But the trick is how to win. No it is not just dumb luck,
but an art, the art of winning free pop, and
occasionally money or a free t-shirt. Here are my tips on how to
win:
- Handle the pop like it is
nitro-glycerin. Do not shake, drop, or otherwise abuse
the pop
- Do not let the casher touch
the pop... scan it yourself.
- Do not open the pop while in
motion. (Driving, walking, etc.)
- Open the pop only when in a
comfortable reclined sitting position.
- Try to look poor and deprived...
like a bum. (Try to deceive the pop)
- Unscrew the pop top VERY
slowly (at least a minute to get the top off)
- Do not immediately look to
see if you have won.
- Sip the pop like you would
sip a cup of coffee.
- If the pop tastes more bitter
than normal, it's a loser pop.
- If the pop tastes sweeter
than normal, it's a winner pop.
- Throw away the bottle, and
then look at the pop top.
- If it's a winner, put it in
your pocket.
- If it's a looser, stomp on it
and break it, as an example to the other pop tops.