Christian Pickup Lines
If for some reason, you wanna pick up that really attractive
Christian, these helpful pickup lines may work for you. Enjoy!
- Nice bible.
- I would like to pray with you.
- You know Jesus? Me too.
- God told me to come talk to you.
- I know a church where we could go and talk.
- How about a hug, sister?
- Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks
heavy.
- Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
- Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
- Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
- What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible
study?
- I am here for you.
- The word says "Give drink to those who are
thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about dinner?
- You don't have an accountability partner? Me
neither.
- Do you want to come over and watch the Ten
Commandments tonight?
- Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
- Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man)
that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
- Nice bracelet (WWJD). What would Jesus date? I mean
"do."
- Do you believe in Divine appointment?
- Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie
before?
- Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
- My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that
you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his
name.
- You know they say that you have never really dated,
until you have dated a Christian.
- Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.