Fundies are Dumb

People keep asking me, do I know Jesus?

Well...truth be told, I've met him a few times. But I can't say as I really know him. I can tell you this though, he's a very bitter man.

Whether or not you believe that Jesus was the Son of God, he teaches a good course in how to be a decent human being. but his followers insist on getting it wrong:

• He taught Love, and they search the Scriptures for reasons to hate.

• He taught Peace and they fight wars in His name.

• He showed us how to work miracles, and they call it Satan's Magic.

• He taught Humility, and they puff with Pride.

• He taught Charity and they practice Greed.

• He gave the World a message of Hope and Salvation, and his followers do all they can to make this World into Hell.

• He showed how great the Human Spirit can be, yet every day "Christian" leaders delve new depths of Pettiness.

• Every time He shows his face, they crucify Him again, chanting praises to his Name all the while.

We can only guess what He gave up, what it cost Him, how He suffered for the things He did. But I see every day how "Christians" pay him back. I try to cheer Him up when I see Him. But, the way things have gone so far, you have to wonder if He still thinks it was all worth it.

Now, On to the Fun Stuff