My
Friends
Hi, I'm bored right now so I've decided to make a page dedicated to my
friends!!!
So
you're my friend and I forgot to put your name on this page? well
TOO BAD! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE!!!... just kidding...
all you need to do is EMAIL ME!!! and tell me to add you to the list.
Matt (Mike Hunt)
He's a damn vegamatarian. Not because he likes animals,
but because he HATES plants. He's mastered the art of looking like an idiot and
somehow he manages to find the most hideous clothes in existence. However, he is
damn cool, 'cause he's in amnesty international and is gonna be a goddamn
firefighter some day. And, despite being a vegamatarian, Matt LOVES veal. Just
ask him.
Geoffy
Geoffy is covered in smegma. He is Mr. Ego, and he is a
damned fool. However when one of my nefarious plots needs to be carried out,
Geoffy is my lackey minion. Having minions is something that everyone should
strive to have. He is super attractive and informs me that if any chicks want
his huge, raging man-flesh, then they can e-mail me for his email address.
Dave
Dave is a long-haired hippy who needs to get a goddamn
haircut. I would write more about him, but he's pretty lame and un-fun but he
can play his guitar. That's pretty much it about Dave. He also has no balls.
Lloyd
No words can describe the sad, sad man that is Lloyd.
Matt (Master of Love)
Matt is damn cool. His girlfriend is one of the hottest
females I've ever seen. Also he's an engineer so I suppose that make it ok.
Billy Marvelous
He's simply marvelous. Damn good guitarist/musician in a
cool band. (www.failure13.com <-- shameless plug) Really cool guy as well. He
is the only person I know who can rock out with his cock out!
Lauren
We have sex. A lot, and I NEVER have to pay her for it! Oh
yeah, and she talks to me and stuff. Lauren would like to inform the WCP readers
that we do not have sex. But she would like to say that I'm cool and if she
didn't live so damn far away, she'd date me. She is also willing to write me a
letter of recommendation to any prospective female.
Ben
Ben is crazy and he looks like a felon. He's cool and
wants to be an actor and stuff. He's funny though and is a really nice guy.
Lizzie Bean
She rocks, and you can see pictures of her ass on this
very page! Liz and I have sex ALL THE TIME! although she'd probably disagree
with that statement. Lizzie Bean rocks, and Mike Hunt wants her cousin... REALLY
BAD!
Mike Lamer
Mike is really pathetic. Even more than Lloyd. Oh, and
Mike, that you're only on here because if I don't put you up, you'll
complain. And whine and bitch. Dump your girlfiend. <--- NOT a typo
Nicky-Poo
You rock dude!
All the girls
who talk to me
yeah, they’re all cool and they’re girls, and they TALK to me... NO WAY you
say? well believe it! I thought it wasn't possible, but lo and behold... God
must be happy with me or something... either that, or since "Leo" has
disappeared from the whole girlie thing for a while, I’ve gotten my ability to
get chicks back... I’m not really sure which one it is. btw, IT IS OK FOR ANY
ONE OF YOU GIRLS TO GO OUT WITH ME *hint hint*