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| 11-03-02 |
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First off, let me start by saying that I appreciate all
the thoughtful comments that are in the guestbook. you people make me feel
so good. It's always a honor to know that people who have never met me
think I am some stupid fucker. Well, it's good to know that you all treat
me better than my "friends" treat me. They usually beat me.
However I digress. What I really wanted to say is... |
| 10-16-02 |
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Lots of stuff has passed in the months since I last posted. 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Let me sum up
the highlights: Actually, that's all just one big fat stinking lie. My life is pathetic, and we all know it. Nothing like any of the crap mentioned above ever happens. period. |
| 02-14-02 |
| Diablo II is still really damn addictive, of course now I've got tons and tons of cool shit. My job is cool because I waste away selling beer and cigs to little kids, it's like the movie clerks, only with less hockey on the roof. Other than that, I have moved out of my old place with the cat... oh yeah, and my best friend Liz. Now she's living with two fugly chicks, one of whom the words "skank whore" describe very nicely. My love life is still non-existent and that's especially pathetic considering the fact that it's valentine's day. I need a hug. Other than that the world is still a fucking crazy ass place, although I don't particularly care to delve into specifics. Other than that, there has been a hold-up on getting my new computer (Athlon Thunderbird 1.5 Ghz, 256Megs DDR RAM, Nice MB, New Case etc.) Apparently the people who I ordered it from don't like it when the shipping address doesn't match the credit card billing address. So F*ck 'em see if I ever order from access micro again. I also made a small investment into a new bass guitar (Gibson Thunderbird, very nice) so basically when it came down to the nitty-gritty, I decided to buy a new bass instead of getting a new computer. Which isn't entirely bad, since I'm sort of in a band now, and the POS bass I had before just wouldn't cut it. Untill next year, when I update again, keep it real, and remember: like Joe Dirt says, life's a garden, dig it :) |
| 09-25-01 |
| My god. Diablo II is addictive. Anyways, you can probably guess what I've been doing instead of updating the WCP. Anyways, I have new found enthusiasm to resume work on the page, So that everyone can be happy once again. Now, before you go running off to conclusions, let me state a few things first. I have NOT found the female of my dreams who is acting as my muse. I do NOT have a gun to my head, and am being forced to do this. Battle.net Realms are NOT down. I just realized that I basically hadn't updated since... well since march. Of course, it probably does have something to do with the fact that now I have my own place, and DSL, which in the words of Wesley Willis "Rocks the shotgun off the mother f*cker's ass" Oh yeah, and I've got a kitten now who goes by the name of "Shit-Head" or "Dumb-Shit" or "Kitty Kitty" or "Atari" I can't remember what his real name is, but I THINK it might be Atari, because it sounds like a name I'd give to a stupid cat. I promise pictures too, in fact, you can check out some of the pictures of Atari in the photo gallery (on page 2). I also totally re-did the "about me" section. Take a look. More stuff to come. Oh yeah if you're all whiny about 9/11 and shit, go to www.theonion.com and check out their phatty special edition. |
| 03-01-01 |
| Well, as opposed to fixing things that are not working/up yet, I've gone ahead and added two new sections they are as follows "Void your NES Warrantee" which details how to clean and/or replace the 72 pin connector, and how to *REALLY* clean the carts and "Lizzie Bean's Ass" which ironically, has nothing to do with her ass... it's just a bunch of pictures of her. What I have in the works is nothing more than finishing the rather time consuming update of the movies and videogame reviews sections. Because I have decided to alphabetize the whole thing to make it easier for you to read about crap bargain bin videogames and stupid movies that I see. Other that, I'm going to procrastinate and instead of working on this time trap of a web page, I'm going to play some videogames. |
| 4-29-00 |
| Hey there WCP
Fans! Busy as all heck with school and work (But i got a raise =D) so
there hasn't been much time to update. Anyway, two new Videogame Reviews,
and a few new photographs... It's hard to find the time between owning
bots and players in UT and the other stuff. OH, another thing, all you
folks can now DISREGARD the stuff about me not being able to get chicks =D
why you ask, well I'll tell you. I am now going out with a VERY attractive
girl by the name of Lori. Leo's done fore and can kiss my @$$. He had his
spot in the limelight, with MY ability to get chicks and all, but he
pissed it away. What an DUMB@$$! Anyway, because of Lori and my insane
jealously that she's better at some games than me (Crash Bandicoot,
Columns, Frogpult, Elf Bowling and Chicken Archery to name a few) I'll
have even less time to update, but that's not the worst of it... after
totally owning me in Columns, she said I was HER bitch... (ok I just made
that up for some sympathy, but we'll pretend that it happened =D) but the
fact is that she COULD if she REALLY wanted to. Oh well, just as long as
she's willing to go out with me, and unable to own me in UT (and therefore
say (in the Alarik voice) "Die Bitch") I'll be happy =D Anyway,
enjoy the updates, I've got practice to do on some "certain"
videogames... ---Byakhee00 |
| 4-5-00 |
| Hey Everybody! No updates
lately because of 3 things… School, Work, and Social life. Oh yeah… 4
things… Coding. I’m putting my sad excuse for programming talent to
use, and making a GAME! No really, I’m gonna finish this one! Anyway,
for the all of maybe oh say… 2 of you who care, the game is gonna be a
lot like an OLD SCHOOL Apple II game called “Sabotage” you can
download the original (and an emulator to play it) at www.classicgaming.com
I did. Anyway, it’s gonna be a lot better than the original if I don’t
totally suck at programming, and I’m pretty sure that I do. But needless
to say, it JUST MIGHT be worth the download. Anyway, I’ve been working
on it for about an hour already and I’ve already hit a snag… stupid
ass keystroke detection… it’s more complicated than that, but I’m
too lazy to sit here and explain the whole thing. Anyway, until I release
the game, you’ll have to sit here, and wait. Oh yeah, make sure you vote
on the new WORTHLESS CRAP POLL! It’s right below this news thinggie. --- Byakhee00 |
| 3-19-00 |
| Well, after working long and
hard last night, I have FINALLY filled the "BLANK SPACE". It
dawned on me while writing a new article for "My Thoughts" about
horoscopes... I got to thinking... I need some horoscopes on the WCP! OK,
so they're probably not the most accurate things ever written, in fact
they're not even horoscopes, but HorrorScopes. According to Matt, they are
"Funny as hell, and everyone needs to see them". I'm sure that
at least one of you will be offended (most likely) by what your
HorrorScope says, but I swear to god I didn't give you a crappy one out of
spite. Well, almost. Mine says something that I've been meaning to post on
the WCP for quite some time now. But that's it. But if you wanna see how
my brain functions late at night on VERY little sleep, then the Horrorscopes
will give you a great idea of that. Anyway, check out the NEW HorrorScopes
or DIE!!! --- Byakhee00 |
| 3-17-00 |
| Hey again. Microsoft just
made THE LIST. They have pissed me off for probably the 2000th
time! I run my web page through MS Word to clean up the spelig airoars =)
and save it and STUPID MICROSOFT feels that MY HARD WORK and HTML are not
good enough and converts the ENTIRE WCP to XML! Needless to say, this
REALLY pissed me off to no end. So for now, just ignore the XML crap. I'll
eventually get around to cleaning it up (probably really soon). Sure XML
MAY be better, but not for me, the DIE HARD HTML freak. Well, no, not
really, but I don't know XML at all, because I've been too lazy to spend a
day and learn the basics. Plus, I have to sleep sometime! Oh, and
Microsoft, I'm NEVER gonna buy Windoze 2000, and as soon as they get a
version of Linux that can run Windoze programs without emulation, I WILL
be switching! The only thing worth buying from Microsoft is AoE and AoE2
both of which are pretty good games, although not an original idea, but
still. Aargh! Enough of me ranting, time for the real news. Well, there's
not much I made some PHAT CASH at work, and well, will probably end up
spending it all on a) Videogames a) Food c) SPRING BREAK BABY!!! d) A Girl
(if I can find one) e) All of the above. I could get myself a COOL domain
name, but www.worthlesscrap.com
and www.wcp.com are already taken! Well,
there are always the .net and .org domains. Well it'll happen if you
people start sending me some money... and pie. Can't forget the pie. --- Byakhee00 |
| 3-6-00 |
| Ugg... after searching long
and hard, I have finally found a NEW Worthless Crap Chat thinggie-ma-bob
it supports IRC too! WOW so now, you can chat with people in Worthless
Crap Chat without even firing up the 'ol browser... of course, how many of
you still are lusers of IRC... probably not too many. Anyway, you can go
to the server chat.worldchat.co.uk and join the channel #wcpchat and you'll be set. Of
course, every time I log onto Worthless Crap Chat, there is NEVER anyone
in there, so unless that changes, there probably won't be much chatting in
there. Let’s see... what else well, I think that's more or less it. In
the future, I may schedule chat times when all you cool folks out there
can come and chat with, yes... me... the ONE AND ONLY Byakhee00. And heck,
if you're a chick, age 18 or 19, and you're hot, make sure to be there =D
anyway, that's all I have to say for now. I’ll let you all know when I
decide to do the chat thing. Tootles and Teacups =) --- Byakhee00 |
| 3-4-00 |
| Hello again everybody =)
well, I finally fixed one of the biggest problems with this page. In fact,
it got to the point where it bugged ME! Now you're probably wondering what
I’m talking about, and of course, I’m talking about the unclickable
link. For a long time, every time you moved the mouse over that stupid
link, it would pop that dialogue box up and annoy you, because then you
have to close it. Anyway, i have fixed that problem. So you won't get the
dialogue by moving the mouse over the link anymore... don't believe me?
Just try it. Ok, I’ll admit that TECHNICLY you are clicking the link,
but if you REALLY care that much about technicalities, then you are a dork
and have no life. Ok, so it's not quite the same, but who cares. You’ll
just get the dialogue after you click the link. Oh, and please remember to
take your shoes off, because this web page is like my home, and I don't
want you tracking mud all over because it makes a mess. Oh, another thing,
ignore the BLANK SPACE for now (in the table below) as soon as I think of
something to fill that spot, it will have a home there. If you have any
good ideas, send me some e-mail as to what you'd like to see. As of now, I
have a couple of ideas, but none are really worthy of being known as
"worthless crap" so I welcome your ideas and input. And heck, I
don't mind the input =) --- Byakhee00 |
| 2-29-00 |
| Today Is arguably the most
useless crappy day of the year. It is also quite a crazy day, February
29th... How fitting that the NEW WORTHLESS CRAP PAGE be 100% up and
running on the new server! And on such a crazy day! Seriously folks, I
swear to god II didn't plan it this way... hmm... than sorta rhymed... oh
well. Anyway as soon as I get done typing this, the old Worthless Crap
Page on Angelfire, will be no more... except for a small re-direct to the
new page. Expect big things from the WCP in days to come. Things like a
NEW Guestbook, NEW Guest Counter, and yes... because the new server
supports CGI... FORM MAIL! What does this mean to you? Probably nothing,
except the fact that you won't have to fire up whatever you use for e-mail
to e-mail me WOW! It also means that I will probably be having POLLS!
Yup... those obnoxious stupid things where people want YOUR OPINION. Those
of you who are long time fans of the WCP will no doubt love the new (and
MUCH) more organized layout. I only trashed 1 part of the WCP too... THOSE
GODDAMN MIDI FILES! AHHH HOW THEY DROVE ME NUTS!!! Nick shares my agony
and it was partially his idea to kiss those ear piercing sounds goodbye.
No one will miss that crap either, because everyone hated it to begin
with. I guess we can attribute that to me having too much fun with the
<embed src>... html command. Off the subject, i once saw someone try
to <embed src...> an MP3 file... serious. Anyway, enjoy the NEW AND
IMPROVED WORTHLESS CRAP PAGE!!! Oh, i almost forgot, this
will probably be the last time I move the WCP... unless it's to something
like www.worthlesscrappage.com which probably won't happen any time soon.
Unless of course I’m getting some VERY GENEROUS visitors... Send Money
and Pie. --- Byakhee00 |
| 2-26-00 |
| Today, the Worthless Crap
Page gets its facelift, and some much needed re-organization, as we
prepare to move to the new Worthless Crap Server. Sadly, I just don't have
much time for those cool RPGs anymore, and therefore don't have the time
to really update the RPG section much. Besides, no one goes to that
anyway. The WCP has been by far the biggest draw to my web page, and I
would like to thank everyone who visited. I really appreciate all of the
friendly e-mails from people who enjoyed the page (you know who you are)
with school nearing the end you'd think I’d have time to update more,
but such is not the way... I will be starting in the summer semester in
order to get some degrees in computers and such, because that's where my
passion is. Another thing. Those of you who know me, know how much I hate
programs that do the HTML for you. Sadly, with my reduced time, I have
been forced to resort to one on order to keep the WCP up and running. This
may make the WCP seem really slow on the computers of the 4 of you who
still use 486s... TIME FOR AN UPGRADE! Anyway. The code is all butchered,
and if I ever get a spare moment, I’ll try to clean it up. For those of
you who are wondering where all the stuff that used to be on the main page
went, it is now under the heading of "Stupid Worthless Stuff" or
item number 15, for those of you who also can't read (the same people who
are still using 486s). Back to the updates. With the new server, I’ll be
able to run some CGI scripts (they do "cool stuff" for those of
you who don't know) this should make your time-wasting on the WCP more
enjoyable. --- Byakhee00 |