Byakhee00's Personal Profile

Internet Handle: Byakhee00

Real Name: Sam "The Man"

Sex: Not nearly enough... I mean, Male

Favorite Music: Nirvana, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, any good guitar music.

Favorite Food: Good Food, Always changing.

Favorite Car: Either a mustang or a camero

Favorite Book: Catcher in the Rye

Most Embarrassing Moment: That one time... actually, I don't think I'll share it...

Ah, yes... Stock Graphics =D

 

Current Crush (gossip, gossip, gossip): That one chick who is Hot, Smart, Funny, and in general, Kicks ass! Oh, and she talks to me too! (Is it you?)

If you were a color, what color would you be? Green.

If you were an animal, what animal would you be? A giant man-eating python.

Did you like that movie that everyone else liked? Probably not.

What is your favorite TV channel? Toss up between History, Discovery and TLC

What is your personal motto? Life is too serious for people to NOT be Sarcastic, Cynical, and in general, Funny. By doing this you remain just a little bit insane, which protects you from the harsh reality of life.

Do you have any tattoos or piercings? Nope

I'm a hot chick, and I want to date you, can I? Yes.

What song has been "stuck in your head" the longest? The fight song by Marilyn Manson it was stuck in my head for a month, and I don't even really like the song or artist!

Do you "March to a different drum" or follow everyone else? I am the insane drummer. I beat my drum with a spoon, march backwards, and wear a tin foil hat with a little propeller on top. I do this all in my pajamas.

If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be? See current crush.

What are your hobbies? Videogames, This Web Page, Chillin' with my friends, doing new stuff, reading.

What are you doing right now? Duh... Working on this page maybe?

Are you sure? No. I might be playing D2.

Where did the picture to the right come from? One of the dragon warrior games, I can't remember which one. But whichever one it is, it's one of the end bosses. Not dragon warrior 1 though. I think it's either 2 or 3... POSSIBLY 4

Didn't I own you in (insert name of game here)? No, you did not. I own all.

How did you get so damn cool? Practice, hanging with cool people, and doing cool things. It's a lot harder than you'd think.

What are your "turn ons"? Intelligence, Humor, Good Looks, Pie, Videogames, Creativity, girls who are better at videogames than I am, pet snakes, and the cliché long romantic walks on the beach.

What are your "turn offs"? Ignorance, Stupidity, Mullets, girls who have never played videogames, cheerleaders, actual dumb blonds, people who make assumptions of me, skanky chicks, people who are toally computer illiterate, psychos.

Your Mom said you are a "troglodyte" what the heck is that?

trog·lo·dyte (trgl-dt)
n.

A member of a fabulous or prehistoric race of people that lived in caves, dens, or holes.
A person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish.

[From Latin Trglodytae, a people said to be cave dwellers, from Greek Trglodutai, alteration (influenced by trgl, hole, and -dutai, those who enter), of Trgodutai.]
Hope that answers your question, straight out of the dictionary. Notice the picture of "Sam the Troglodyte" above. What she means is that I never go anywhere, and the fact that I have no social life to speak of.

You're in college, what is your major? Computers, because chicks dig computer guys, later, engineering, because chicks dig engineers. That way, chicks will really dig me more than they already do.

Damn, You're right! I know.

What is with the crap they play on the radio nowadays? Got me, it's all crap though... unless you get lucky. Right now, the internet radio station I'm listening to is playin' some kick ass tunes, for a change...

What about the crap on TV? I don't watch much TV, except for the simpsons and a few other select shows that kick ass.

Why are some of your buds a bunch of whiny little bitches? because they can't help it. I try to keep them in their place though, by putting the smack down on them.