Humor: Balseraphs and their Bananas

By Josh "Tafka J." Voth

In Nomine is copyright 1997,
Steve Jackson Games Inc.

(So, like, I'm not the only one who is to blame here. . . The inspiration and some of the ideas came from our dear-dear arcangel (AKA Beth, Demon Princess of Nitpicking). She came up with the Drugs-Bal, Theft-Bal and Media-Bal personally. Okay, and Maya helped too.)


> arcangel wonders how Balseraphs eat bananas?

  • Cruelty-Bal's torture their bananas inhumanely.

  • Death-Bal's don't eat bananas, and probably will find some way to kill it with their bare hands.

  • Drugs-Bal's lace their bananas with LSD.

  • Faction-Bal's just create many Banana Republics!

  • Fate-Bal's will send the banana to its Fate, but find out what they can with their Angelic Resonance.

  • Fire-Bal's burn them.

  • Bal's IST Lilith let their Lilim friends find out if you NEED a banana first, then provide the Lilim with said Bananas such she can get a Geas out of the deal.

  • Gamester-Bal's want to see if the banana is a traitor or not.

  • Gluttony-Bal's eat a whole bunch of them in one sitting. Unpeeled and all.

  • Greed-Bal's HORDE them, until they rot. At which point they sell them to the Kobalites for profit.

  • Humor-Bal's would use the banana in one of their nefarious schemes.

  • Hardcore-Bal's bite the head of the banana off during a rock concert.

  • Lustie-Bal's would eat the banana in such a way that it's best to leave it to your own perverted imaginations.

  • Media-Bal's say "Film it!"

  • Nightmare-Bal's come up with some sort of nightmarish scheme involving bananas.

  • Techie-Bal's experiment on them.

  • Theft-Bal's steal them.

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Last Updated: 12/24/99