Guy Koehler
Guy Koehler: 47, single, under-motivated, rakishly debonair, and hedonistically inclined - writes Speculative Fiction when he is not being held prisoner in the barn by the Neo-Fascist hallucinogenic-eclair-eating pervert pygmy chickens, goats, sheep, cows, cats, guard dogs, draft horses, Oompah Loompahs, or other assorted creatures, entities, or molestations hanging about Rivendell Ranch.
