SuperQuotes
from
the great ones…..
Furf has the highest
raw output of quotable quotes, but Moe pulls out a mem-moe-rable gem every once
in awhile….
Here are just a few
points to ponder……..
Furf comments on
Morrilton’s chances of beating Vilonia with their “maroon wanna-color-be, with
that color they use to imitate other colors:
“NO WAY IN A DEVIL'S
HOP, SKIP OR ANYTHING”
It’s not necessarily a
quote, but Furf definitely makes a statement when he winds up and cuts loose
with his one of a kind
“SELF-HIGH
FIVE”
At the 1995
PHS-Bigelow football game, Moe stood in the referee’s huddle and listened to
their discussion of a controversial play, then gave his one-word opinion of the
call that we all shared….
“BULL----“
Furf’s description of the “non-followers
of me:”
“THOSE
PEOPLE WITH NO LIFE
AND
NO RETRIBUTION TO GIVE”
During the first Super
Bowl series, Moe listened to Furf talk and talk, then raised the bar for intense
press conferences by telling Furf when he would smell what the rock is
cookin:’
“AFTER
I KICK YOUR ---“
Furf was known to
record a few strange football scores on the board during the original
SuperPicks contests; Here is one of the most notable scores left behind by his
“magic pen” on the board:
“42
TO H”
Moe has a knack for
summarizing complicated situations; When Kyle Fuller was talking to the coaches
about his grades, he said he was worried that his dad might not come pick him
up if he found out what his grades were. Two words of advice from Moe:
“START WALKIN'”
Moments before a
football game at Atkins, Furf felt the pain of seeing a blown state championship
trophy that sat in the Atkins trophy case. He was ready for a little payback
that night:
“TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA
RETRACT THAT TROPHY”
Furf was ready for
revenge after the greatest game in SuperSeries history and wanted to play game
3 in the worst possible conditions:
“I HOPE IT'S SLOPPY AS A PIG PEN
IN A BACK YARD AT BIGELOW”
Furf is known far and
wide by the opposite sex and has had them waiting for him when the bus pulled
up. He has known for some time that he is a legend and knows what it means to
some of his fans who can hardly believe it when they find themselves in his
presence:
“THESE GIRLS ASKED ME IF I WAS WHO
I WAS”
In a Moe vs Furf vs
Joe Football pick week, it came down to one game. The score went Moe’s way, but
Furf wouldn’t take the defeat without calling in to double-check on the score.
Reaching for the phone, he declared:
“I'VE GOT TO GET A CONFRONTATION OF THAT SCORE”
Furf’s advice on
playing the game when the fans turn against you, a situation he ran into on
occasion during the SuperSports era:
“YOU'VE GOT TO OVERLOOK THESE
ABSTRACTIONS “
After a loss, three
coaches, all wanting to get out of town, asked the same question at different
times. “why is this bus still sitting here?”
Without ever mentioning
that the question had been asked before, Moe stayed in focus: Moe had the
answer all three times:
“THAT BUS IS IN FRONT OF US “
A few more from MOE:
To Furf: LET'S
RUMBLE
To Nathan Brand: GET
YOUR OWN ---- TOWEL
To everyone: BECAUSE
I CAN
To everyone: WHAT
TIME IS IT? IT’S MOE-TIME
Some final thoughts
from Furf
To someone at
practice:
YOU WON'T CATCH ME WITH THAT STACK OF DIMES YOU CALL A NECK
To Moe:
LIKE TURKEY TRACKS IN THE MUD
To Moe:
LIKE THUNDER OUT OF A PEACH IN SEASON
To Moe (but something
for everyone to ponder):
THERE'S TWO SIDES
TO EVERY CREEK; THE MUDDY SIDE AND THE WATER SIDE
FURF HAS NOW EXPANDED
THE RANGE OF HIS QUOTES BY GOING WORLDWIDE…..(WEB, THAT IS….)
HERE ARE SOME
QUOTES VIA EMAIL:
“I have incountered a flu like cold”
Furf’s initial
response to a story from Philip Carter on Moe & Furf’s experience in
Springdale with Butch, some hockey players, some strippers, and some beer:
Someone has
injected the vintom of a false story.
These are but a
few words of wisdom poured out over the past few years; there are too many to
list here….
The quotes, as
well as the entire Moe vs Furf Experience, can best be summed up by a quote
from Furf in November of 2000:
“The best there is is still here today”
SUPER-CYBER-QUOTES
Moe & Furf have
now made some selected quotes available worldwide through the use of the
internet. Here is a sample email (slightly edited) from them concerning some
controversial stories that have been brought out questioning their character…
MOE & FURF
STRIKE BACK
Hey how are you. It is
me again and since the new news of Philip Carter has hit the waves on our web
page I myself have some of my own......
I have
incountered a flu like cold
In the history of
P.H.S sports this has never been done and I have missed the district
tournament. Now it wasn’t something that was planned but happened. Still
today I am about 85-90% still down but not out, To me the news is that a new
person is here………..
Someone has
injected the vintom of a false story.
Now that me and moe
have viewed and have talked about this it is to our conclusion that the
story of Philip Carter is not true, although it was funny and very
amusing.
The story is this:
The year of 1997 we
did go to Springdale but it was my first trip and moes 2nd for him but when I
got there we got to the rooms for the 2 night trip and left Sunday. We played
games on and off for a while and the guys did both of us tried to get us to do
the unthinkable - getting the beverages but we declined. Ok from there we
traveled with video games and for most of the night we played through the
evening till around 11:30 or12:00 and lock down lights out!!
Well It sounds nice
but when Saturday night got around there were Hockey players who were there but
sorry to say none of us were involved.
Ok next in response…….
moe says that
he doesn’t know what he is talking about and he needs to know his role and shut
up.
Back to the story not
true
What? 
Now back to the
story 
What?
Ok well Butch caught
the guys by the pool and it was Carter and others who were caught by
Butch........ Now that some of the story is half/and half the rest of the
story.
The next morning Butch
was up waiting for a team meeting for the day.
At breakfast he was talking about the one night in question also Joe
Stoute was there as well. Well Butch was telling the story and at that time all
who knew were moe and me were so did Butch he made a joke of the situation.
Well it looks like
some were upset on the fact that moe and me didn’t go out with the others and
partake in their stuff. But when they asked me and moe for the beverages
we said no chance you will get it from us but other sources……. They got it from
some local college guy who was with the hockey players.
Ha,Ha,Ha
How is it that we are
famous and others want to be like us?
They want to be us but
no one can come close to 2 legends such as us.
All of this is just a
response to Philip Carter from moe and me. It is a good story for the tabloid
news stand stuff, but all is just almost to good to be true.
But not …..
What?
I said it is not ….. 
What?
First let me say this
about the message board; it is interesting never the less fun.
I liked the message
recording of me to howard
We think Riggs is
someone in the Atkins area,
It could be Coach
Long an old rival of coach Smith…… Could it be him? Who knows?
We see a Smith-Long
series.
For some one sick and
recovering at home what a better way to sound off and the both of us respond at
this time. Myself could go on for hours but you will find No Dancing Friday at
Atkins No, No, No, No……….
And Moe offered to
give Long a nice gift soon……..
NOTE FROM PEFCA:
He didn’t ever really
come out and say what the gift was;
We probably can’t put
it here anyway…..
IT NEVER ENDS……
When Moe was asked
recently about being suspended from the field after a questionable incident of
vandalism, Moe had this to say:
WHO RUNS THIS SHOW?
FURF DESCRIBED THE
POSSIBILITY OF AN EXTREME DIVE ON THE FIELD AT THE END OF THE BIGELOW GAME ON
THURSDAY NIGHT, STATING THAT IT WILL BE
THE FINAL EXCLAMATION
POINT ON THE COFFIN.
FURF DESCRIBED GIVING
THE FINGER TO COACHES FROM BIGELOW IN HIS HEAD, BUT THEN HE HAD TO LET IT OUT.
ACCORDING TO HIM,
I PHYSICALLY UNLACED
MY ARTHRITIC FINGER
IN THE SPRING OF 2006
IT APPEARED THAT THE 300 MILLION WORD VOCABULARY OF FURF HAD FINALLY RUN DRY OF
CLASSIC FURF-ISM’S. HOWEVER, HE ONCE AGAIN UNLEASHED HIS MIGHTY INTELLECT AND
DUG DEEP TO SHOW THE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT WORLD THAT HE STILL IS THE MASTER OF
THE QUOTE WITH WHAT MAY BE ONE OF HIS TOP ALL-TIME QUOTES.
IT DOESN’T TAKE A TWO YEAR OLD SCIENTIST TO TEACH A MONKEY HOW TO PISS IN SPACE
DON’T EVER DOUBT, TO QOUTE FURF, THE POWER AND WRATH OF ALMIGHTY FURF